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Heavy Water Biscuit (All-Round Funboard Groveler)<\/span><\/h1>\n
The Heavy Water Biscuit<\/strong> is a high-volume small wave machine inspired by the classic Stumpy outline, redesigned to bring ultimate speed, paddle ease, and smooth flow to everyday conditions. Engineered as an incredibly fun and accessible all-round funboard surfboard<\/strong>, this model bridges the gap between maximum flotation and playful shortboard agility. It serves as the definitive tool to catch everything that moves and carry blinding momentum across weak beach breaks.<\/div>\n
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Expanded Template: Wide Nose and Instant Paddle Power<\/h2>\n
The technical brilliance of the Biscuit<\/em> lies in its modification of the original Stumpy profile. By significantly expanding the nose template and widening the overall surface area, the board shifts its mass distribution directly beneath your chest. Under Ray Angosto\u2019s<\/strong> expert guidance, this generous foil maximizes surface contact with the water to deliver exceptional paddling efficiency, enabling early wave entry long before the lip begins to crumble.<\/div>\n
This smart volume configuration eliminates the heavy or clumsy feeling of traditional longboards. It packs immense flotation into a compact centerline, providing a highly stable platform for surfers of all levels without sacrificing down-the-line projection.<\/div>\n
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On-Water Dynamics: The Smooth Round Tail Flow<\/h2>\n
Unlike wider hybrid boards that utilize angular squash or wide swallow tails that can pivot too abruptly, the Biscuit<\/em> features a highly refined round tail. This architectural choice changes the entire dynamic of the board, enabling seamless transitions and continuous carves.<\/div>\n
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  • Fluid rail-to-rail changes<\/strong>: The continuous curve of the round tail allows you to glide from turn to turn with a remarkably smooth, unbroken flow.<\/span><\/li>\n
  • Self-generated velocity<\/strong>: Features a low entry rocker profile that flies across flat shoulders and soft sections without needing continuous pumping.<\/span><\/li>\n
  • All-condition stability<\/strong>: Medium-to-full rails provide a highly forgiving edge that cuts cleanly through choppy water or onshore conditions.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
    If you are looking to buy an all-round funboard surfboard<\/strong> engineered to maximize your daily wave count while delivering a fast, loose, and incredibly smooth ride, the Biscuit<\/em> provides the exact response and hydrodynamic glide your sessions demand.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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    This board meets all the expectations of any surfer and wave size.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":19601,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"product_brand":[969],"product_cat":[69,183,78],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-19463","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_brand-heavy-water-surfboards","product_cat-all-round-surfboards","product_cat-funboard-surfboards","product_cat-custom-surfboards","product_shipping_class-tablas-hasta-66-2","pa_model-biscuit","pa_thickness-2-1-18","pa_thickness-2-1-2","pa_thickness-2-1-4","pa_thickness-2-11-16","pa_thickness-2-3-16","pa_thickness-2-3-8","pa_thickness-2-5-16","pa_thickness-2-5-8","pa_thickness-2-7-16","pa_thickness-2-9-16","pa_width-19-1-2","pa_width-19-1-4","pa_width-19-3-4","pa_width-33","pa_width-20-1-2","pa_width-20-1-4","pa_width-20-3-4","pa_width-127","pa_width-21-1-4","pa_width-130","desktop-align-left","tablet-align-left","mobile-align-left","first","onbackorder","sale","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"yoast_head":"\nHeavy Water Biscuit (New Generation) Surfboard<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Discover the New Generation Heavy Water Biscuit Surfboard at Glassing Monkey. 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