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Shorten Your Arc with the Heavy Water LSD by Glassing Monkey<\/h1>\n
The Heavy Water LSD<\/strong> is your ultimate weapon to elevate your surfing in everyday conditions, masterfully designed as a shorter, wider evolution of the standard shortboard. Conceived in the Glassing Monkey<\/strong>factory and refined under the expert eye of shaper Ray Angosto<\/strong>, this model specifically targets surfers who want to shorten their turning arc, stay tight in the pocket, and generate exceptional down-the-line speed<\/strong>without sacrificing an ounce of performance.<\/div>\n
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Compact Outline with High-Performance Paddle Power<\/h2>\n
Forget the main downside of shorter boards. The LSD solves the paddle-power puzzle by positioning extra width through the center to perfectly compensate for the reduction in length. This design choice gives you maximum wave-catching ability while unlocking a much looser, highly maneuverable platform. Despite its compact outline, the rocker profile and bottom contours mimic a elite high-performance shortboard<\/strong>, allowing you to maintain aggressive, lightning-fast transitions.<\/div>\n
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Precision Tail Control: The “Hip” Advantage<\/h2>\n
The magic behind this board\u2019s insane responsiveness lies right before the fins. The LSD features a distinct hip positioned strategically to narrow the tail width at the critical contact point. This architectural choice preserves crucial rail-to-rail<\/strong> sensitivity, giving you the solid stability of a wider hybrid combined with the surgical precision of a pro-level performance blade. It allows you to pivot on a dime and release the tail whenever you want.<\/div>\n
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The Ultimate Daily Driver for Every Session<\/h2>\n
The Heavy Water LSD is a versatile daily driver engineered to maximize your enjoyment whether the waves are punchy or average. For advanced riders, surfing it in smaller sizes turns it into a rocket ship built for progressive, above-the-lip maneuvers and aerials. For heavier surfers, stepping up in size offers the extra volume needed to reach full potential without the annoying drag of a bulky board.<\/div>\n
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(Sizing tip: For the perfect balance of flow and control, we recommend riding the LSD approximately 4 inches shorter than your standard shortboard).<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The LSD is a shorter, wider version of a standard shortboard that allows you shorten the arc of your turn, surf tight in the pocket, and generate exceptional speed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":20894,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"product_brand":[969],"product_cat":[69,75,77,78],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-20828","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_brand-heavy-water-surfboards","product_cat-all-round-surfboards","product_cat-high-performance-surfboards","product_cat-high-performance-shortboards","product_cat-custom-surfboards","pa_model-lsd","pa_thickness-2-1-18","pa_thickness-2-1-2","pa_thickness-2-1-4","pa_thickness-2-3-16","pa_thickness-2-3-8","pa_thickness-2-5-16","pa_thickness-2-5-8","pa_thickness-2-7-16","pa_thickness-2-9-16","pa_width-18-3-4","pa_width-19-1-2","pa_width-19-1-4","pa_width-19-3-4-2","pa_width-33","pa_width-20-1-2","pa_width-20-1-4","pa_width-20-3-4","pa_width-127","desktop-align-left","tablet-align-left","mobile-align-left","first","onbackorder","sale","shipping-taxable","purchasable","product-type-variable"],"yoast_head":"\nHeavy Water LSD Surfboard \/ All Round Shortboard<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Buy the Heavy Water LSD surfboard at Glassing Monkey. 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